Did you see it fall?

Of course I didnae say-
Did ye see it?

She might not have seen it.

But
Did you hear about it?

"HEAR ABOUT IT?", she bellows, 
"I WIZ THERE!"

This morning, two lads sit behind me, start yapping -
We're passing Printfield on a 23, heading South.
"Some right dodgers in there", he smiles.
But I can actually see his mouth.

They geospeak to Woodside, thumbing back to Woodside
which has apparently got weirdos and pimps.
Then here they conspire, gasp, thumbing way back - Logie.
Where a guy, who knows a guy, once chucked a fridge 

Out the top floor window,
and onto a police car.
Though it might have been 
a washing machine.

These are respectable lads with good jobs.
They believe in the minimum wage and Tony Blair.
It's criminals they despise. For me, it's lies.
I know a woman who saw it with her bare eyes.

And she told me with her bare mouth.


Cor, 2000